Sheer boredom and open plan offices means you can gaze from afar and fantasise in a sexual nature about the women in the office.
Of course this is a problem when someone comes over to ask you to help with something and you’re hard as a rock.
Worse still, there’s nowhere safe to beat your meat should the urge take you, what with toilet cubicles that can be seen underneath for just this purpose – gone are the McDonalds sealed units for full privacy.
Best cure is lots of junk food to drive your libido down and heaps of porn before work…then when you see the office girls, you’ll not give a damn…..
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